Q. What colour is a burp? A. Burple!
Q. What do worms leave around the edge of their baths? A. The scum of the earth
Q. Why was the sand wet? A. Because the sea-weed.
Q. What’s brown and sticky? A. A stick
Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogey (bogey) in it!
Q. What did the spider do on the computer? A. Made a website!
Q. Why is football such a yucky sport? A. Because you dribble a lot!
Q. What do you give a sick pig? A. Oinkment
Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A. A FSH!
Q. What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose? A. I’m not sure, but i wouldn’t like to smell it.
Q. How do snails get their shells so shiny? A. They use snail varnish.
Keyboard Shortcuts from justhogan.com
type D to dance
type W to wave(or wear a whistle to whistle)
type S to sit
type T to throw a snowball
type J to tell a joke
type Y to say yes
type N to say no
type O to say ok
type H to say hello
type B to say bye-bye
Dance with your newspaper
Go into a corner where you can still see yourself, and read a newspaper. Press either W, S or D to Wave, Sit or Dance, and you will do these things while holding the newspaper.
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