Some Jokes

Q. What colour is a burp?
A. Burple!

Q. What do worms leave around the edge of their baths?
A. The scum of the earth

Q. Why was the sand wet?
A. Because the sea-weed.

Q. What’s brown and sticky?
A. A stick

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey (bogey) in it!

Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website!

Q. Why is football such a yucky sport?
A. Because you dribble a lot!

Q. What do you give a sick pig?
A. Oinkment

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. A FSH!

Q. What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
A. I’m not sure, but i wouldn’t like to smell it.

Q. How do snails get their shells so shiny?
A. They use snail varnish.